Winter Worship Hours







26691 Pillsbury Avenue
Lakeville, MN  55044



The Big Story

Promises Threatened

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Solomon's Wisdom

"Wise Beyond His Years"


 Winter Worship Hours

8:30 Non-Traditional Worship 

9:35   Sunday School/Fellowship 

10:45  Non-Traditional Worship




  Note: Road closure at County Road 2 and Pillsbury Ave from now until the end of October to construct a roundabout. 

Follow Dodd Road from the North and follow posted detour 91/86 from the west. 




 NEWS:    Children Youth and Family Leader Hired.  

Steven Olan begins his duties on November 4.  


Sunday School at 9:35 every Sunday

beginning in the

Youth Room

Youth Programs every Sunday at 9:45 for Youth Grades 6-12.  


Confirmation - Wednesday's  6:30 

Check Calendar for exact times for weekly activities

Click here for supporting information

Bible Study Opportunities

Tuesday – 7:30 a.m.

Wedneday- 6:30 p.m James

Thursday-10:00 a.m.   Big Story





Pumpkins to Pickles

Cannned and Fresh Vegetables

Becky Palmgren, ELCA Regional Gift Planner, will return to Christiania Lutheran Church on November 12, December 3 and December 10. Becky will be on site from 11:00 to 6:30 each day (last appointment at 5:00) to continue the free gift planning service. Contact church for an appt.

Coming Events at



Norwegian Supper


October 25       

 In addition to the meal,  a bake sale and craft sale  will be held throughout the evening
  more info

 Halloween Party  

Sunday, October 26   Noon-2:30 p.m. 

Come in costume and join the fun!


Have a talent for music?

Join one of our Choirs

Chancel Choir - Confirmed Youth through Adult

Handbell Choirs - Adult and Youth Choirs

Chorister Choir - All Sunday School children

Youth Singers - Confirmation and Sixth Grade 

 Treasurer's Position Opening

Are you experienced in accounting or a numbers person? The Christiania Finance Committee is looking for an individual for the Treasurer’s position.

Job responsibilities include preparing monthly reports for executive/council meetings, working on annual budget and signing checks.

Hours are flexible with an estimated 20 hours per month and this is a contract paid position.

Interested individuals should contact Pastor Dave Mesaros at 952-461-2283 or via email at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

Upon receipt, Pastor Dave will send information to the Finance Committee for review.